Ohhh man, I’ve never been tagged before. THE PRESSURE.

Rules:
1).Pick one of your FCs/OCs
2).Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your FC/OC
3).Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz

OC: Boris Pyotrovich, the old Russian soldier. A.K.A., the guy on the right in this picture: [link]

1. What is your name?
WHAT. WHAT IS YOU ARE SAYINGK. I CANNOT HEAR, SPEAK LOUDER.

… OH. NAYME. MY NAYME IS BORIS. YOU CALL ME ‘SIR’.

2. Any unique traits and powers you have.
I AM GOODT SHOT. COULDT SHOOT YOU FROM HERE.

Is power, dah?

3. Are you engaged, have any lovers?
I AM MARRIEDT. FUCKINGK IDYET, WHY IS MARRIEDT NOT AN OPTION.

4. What are your goals?
TODAY’S GOAL IS TO BEAT SASHA AT FUCKINGK DRINKINGK GAME. Mebbe raidt ship.

5. Any Hobbies?
I enjoy buildingk andt shootingk andt drinkingk, hah! Am simple man.

6. Any friends?
YOU MEAN SASHA?

7. Do YOU like waffles!?!
Waffle is foodt, so I like it.

8. Any particular foes and/or enemies?
NYET.

… Sasha’s cabin-boy is annoying, though. I WILL THROW HIM OVERBOARD IF HE MAKES STUPIDT LAUGHINGK NOISES AGAIN WHEN LOOKINGK AT ME.

9. What is your favorite place to be?
I like the sky.

10. What is your least favorite place to be?
The groundt is not as goodt as the sky.

11. How old are you?
I AM BEINGK SIXTY YEARS.

12. Any bad habits you may have?
USEDT TO HAVE DRUG PROBLEM, GAHAH.

Not so much anymore.

13. If you had a billion dollars, what would you do?
I do not know. Is hardt question. I do not needt...

… Wait. WHAT IS DOLLAR?

14. Eye color?
LOOK INTO MY EYEBALLS ANDT SEE YOURSELF.

Eyes is grey.

15. What are you wearing?
LOOK WITH YOUR EYES. Fur coat andt hayt is not hardt to see.

16. What religion are you?
I am beingk Russian Orthodox.

17. What is you favorite food/drink.
ELK IS GOODT.

18. What animal do you think your based off?
WHAT DOES QUESTION MEAN.

… I like geese, if is what you mean.

19. Anyone you look up to?
EVERYONE LOOK UP TO ME, I AM TALL.

HAH.

20. Gay, straight, or bisexual?
… WHAT?

21. Got any fan girls/fan boys?
WHAT IS ‘FANGIRL’.

22. What color is your hair!
MY HAIR IS GREYINGK, because I am oldt.

23. If you could change the world, what would you change about it?
MMMMMMH.

Hardt question again.

24. Did you by chance kill anyone!?
Funny question to be askingk war veteran, hahah!

25. Have you hurt anyone before, physically/emotionally?
DAH. Sometimes feel badt. But not all the time.

26. Any family members?
I TOLDT YOU, I HAFF WIFE. I HAFF LAZY, GUTLESS CHILDREN TOO. I DO NOT KNOW WHERE BROTHERS ANDT SISTERS ARE.

Might be deadt.

27. Where do you currently live?
I live on Sasha’s airship. Get to be secondt-in-commandt. IS GOODT PLAN.

28. Are you a virgin by chance?
I AM JUST TELLINGK YOU ABOUT WIFE ANDT CHILDREN. NOW YOU ARE ONE WITH BAD HEARING, GAHA!

29. Any fantasies you would like to share?
SASHA THINKINGK I HAFF FANTASIES ABOUT HIM, BUT I DO NOT. GYAHAHAH. HAH.

I HAFF FANTASIES ABOUT YOUNG WIMMIN WITH YELLOW HAIR. I MAKE LOVE TO THEM IN THE SKY.

They are better than wife.

30. Any disturbing thoughts?
I HADT A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT I AM TAKINGK LEETLE TINY DUCK FROM OLDT WOMAN, BUT STORM STARTEDT SUDDENLY ANDT I LOST LEETLE TINY DUCK ANDT OLDT WOMAN TURNEDT INTO SPIDER.

ANDT THERE ARE DOGS.

Is disturbingk, dah?

31. Congratulations, these are all the questions I could come up with at the moment, quiz is over!!
TAG TIME!

I’m only gonna tag one person, but I’ll tag them THREE TIMES:


TAKE THAT.
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